question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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