10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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