Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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