all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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