White coat. Heels.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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