We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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