4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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