used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My pussy is not your playground.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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