She said her name was "party"
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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