your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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