I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think I have vodka in my lungs
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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