p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
They took my balls.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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