it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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