I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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