This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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