We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
