S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He felt like a one man threesome
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
