it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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