Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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