why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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