I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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