Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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