Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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