Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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