My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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