You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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