oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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