thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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