have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ladies don't puke and tell
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize