i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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