I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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