i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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