sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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