party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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