hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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