was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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