Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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