New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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