I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
