i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
