what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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