So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well you can't waste a boner
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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