i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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