butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
