Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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