Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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