apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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