I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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