she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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