Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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