do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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