I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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