Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So much rum. So many feels.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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